lolsofunny:

so there was this girl in my class who showed up to class everyday with her thong sticking out and one day my teacher just walked up to her and said ‘let’s keep victoria a secret’ he got fired but it was still funny

  • Friend: *sneezes*
  • Me: Bless you
  • Friend: *sneezes five more times*
  • Me: chill
  • 50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
  • Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."

I still want you, and I still want your everything. I never stopped wanting you. Even when you said that you no longer wanted me. But it’s always been like this for us, hasn’t it? Someone always longing for someone who doesn’t even know what it is that they want and who they will end up sharing it with. But I don’t care about how many people you have loved while I was away because I still want you, I still want this, and I will always still want us.

- 4:15 a.m. (Unsent)

You’re gone. (via june—10tth)

panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.